Okay, I have a secret. I admit, I have been watching Toddlers & Tiaras, late-night, with the blinds drawn & giggling all by myself. That show is so wrong and yet here I am, awed by the antics of Makenzie and Eden and soooo happy I have never actually been to a little toddler beauty pageant.

Here’s one dad’s take on the itty bitty beauty pageant world…

In case you don’t know Mackenzie, here’s a quick clip of that big personality in a teeny body:

And here’s a look at FUTURE Mackenzie.

Go ahead & laugh. I won’t tell.